A Ghost Youth

a poem for new media

kidparagon — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 06:11:34 +0000

i am media
not a zero and one collection.
I am organic software
compatible with the newest hardware.
i am relevant.
my grocery list is the next counter cultural icon
because my hairstyle went viral last week.
honorable mention goes to a blog I read about a whistling puppy.
check twitter for updates.

-gollands

used in my next piece. please comment

what the hell taco bell-kfc?

kidparagon — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 19:43:30 +0000

What the hell are you thinking Taco-Bell-and-KFC-Combo? What are you trying to tell me with this poster? A boy with a vision problem is about to be attacked from behind by a creeping and laughing red-poloed tard? My friend shows us how shocked he is by displaying a shocker.

wtf?

How About The Oscars Copying Radiohead?

kidparagon — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 19:27:37 +0000

Talk about lame.. my girlfriend was making me watch “the musical is back!” clip from the oscars last night on youtube. It consisted of a few things that rub me the wrong way: Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, the two love birds from Mama Mia!, and Beyonce Knowles. Fuck my life. I didn’t think it could suck any worse; I was watching a messy musical montage of every single musical movie ever to grace the silver screen that happened to make a little money. OH BOY GREASE! OMG MAMA MIA! HOLY FRUPPLE SHITS ITS HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL TWENTY TWO DIVIDED BY SEVEN ! (that was a little math joke for anyone that cares). RUB MY TITTIES IS THAT BEYONCE SINGING ALL OF THEM!?!?!?!?11?!/1!? I don’t know why I can’t be in love sexually and emotionally with her like everyone else. I JUST DON”T EFFING LIKE HER.

SHUT UP YOU BUTTHOLE

And here we go! Cue the drumline backing up the cluster fuck of people singing musical hit songs! I almost threw my computer. Not only did they take something original and good that Radiohead did two weeks ago, but they set it to Mama- Cooter Beef- Mia. WHY CAN”T EVERYONE JUST LEAVE THOM ALONE?! LEAVE HIM ALONEEEEEEEE

Listen, just because them radiopersons did something cool and original and you fucking oscar people liked the idea, it doesn’t give you the right to try to cash in with bigger names and stars and rape that original, cool, and authentic idea. And Beyonce makes a shitty grease girl. But Hugh Jackman is still awesome. I’m done talking about the stupid oscars.

Don’t-Do-Anything Mario Level

kidparagon — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 13:13:30 +0000

This is the only level i’ve ever seen that it’s so hard, that the best way to beat it is to not do anything..

http://www.geekarmy.com/cool/1475/Amazing-Mario-Level/

Star Wars Magnets

kidparagon — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 03:22:28 +0000

need i say more? bad ass

http://www.likecool.com/Lego_Star_Wars_Magnets–Toy–Gear.html

Fishing Lures & Everyday Items for Ogres and Giants – Great Big Stuff

kidparagon — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 03:18:32 +0000

Who can resist buying a giant eraser called “big pink” or a fishing lure larger than the actual fish you’ll catch. And what about those giant guitar picks that you need to hold with both hands? Or the Ipod headphones that are bigger than your computer speakers?

I sure can’t resist. Bank account can be considered overdrawn already.

http://www.greatbigstuff.com/home.html

Watchmen Video Game

kidparagon — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 02:59:02 +0000

Classic video game style Watchmen video game… it kicks some ass.

http://www.minutemenarcade.com/uk/

Blingee & Best Week Ever

kidparagon — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 02:42:00 +0000

This is perhaps the newest art form: http://blingee.com/

check out the dope profile pic i made:

and no one does it better than best week ever users. check out their versions of psycho raven symone:

Kittens, Inspired by Kittens

kidparagon — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 02:32:08 +0000

If there was ever something more entertaining than a 6 year old narrating a book on kittens’ thoughts impromptu, then I’m quitting the internet. This clip has just begun to go viral, and has already gotten a mash up entitled “kittens, inspired by david after dentist”. Amazing shit, this internet.

Kittens, Inspired by Kittens

Kittens, Inspired by David after Dentist

Wilson brothers

kidparagon — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 18:49:02 +0000

Luke and Owen Wilson are fantastic in the Royal Tenenbaums. I honestly think they would be better off if they kept their movies to Wes Anderson type films; it’s more flattering for them and proves they have deeper ambitions and talent than Legally Blonde and Drillbit Taylor (at least Luke had enough sense to stay away from Legally Blonde the Musical). Especially for Owen, he really dominates the field when he play characters like Ned in The Life Aquatic. Him and Billy Murray: classic.